Rihanna: A Summary
He could literally ravage the fuck out of me. I would ride that man up to space and closer to the sun than he got in the movie Sunshine. I want Captain America’s little patriot to make me moan the Star Spangled Banner. And I’d make sure I was so good at it that he would be more addicted to my butt than any drug he was on in Puncture. Sweet jesus let me at that Evan’s penis!
But also, I have the physical need for a date with this man. I need to hear him talk and joke and laugh in real life. I want to sit on a couch with the giant goober and cuddle.
And then more sex.
Priscilla Presley’s various looks during 1969.
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@NiallOfficial: Also wtf? Playing the rose bowl on my 21st birthday! Honestly I’m not gona party after that show
I love my baby to death.